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2006 DEMOCRAT CONVENTION AGENDA

6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.

6:05 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
- Collection plate is passed.

6:20 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.

6:50 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.

7:10 p.m. - Collect donations for al-Zawarhi defense fund.

7:20 p.m. – Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.

7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Led by Michael Moore)

8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

8:30 p.m. - Workshop – “Terrorist Appeasement” (led by Cindy Sheehan).

9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples) conducted by Episcopal Bishop Katharine Jefferts Schori.
- Ted Kennedy toasts each couple.

9:30.p.m. - * Intermission *
- Ted Kennedy leads wine tasting.

10:00.p.m. - Posting the al-Qaida Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins

10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.

10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'

10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.

10:45 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

10:50 p.m. - Pledge of Allegiance to the UN led by John Kerry.

11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and/or same sex). Rep. Barney Frank (D,Mass.), Sponsor

11:15 p.m. – Workshop – “Maximizing Welfare.”

11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.

11:55 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

12:00 p.m. - Nomination of Democrat candidate
- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast for the nominee.