Just another day

So I took a little day for myself and went to the gun store. Bought myself a brand spanking new Bushmaster. Damn I love this country. Too bad its full of people who want to take away my rights.

I came home to find my house (and I'm sure everyones house in my neighborhood)full of the smell of smoke because some assclown is burning a huge pile of leaves in his ditch. Now I am about as Libertarian as you can get but damn. Have you not heard about the mulching mowers? So if I have an asthma attack and have to go to the ER can I sue the guy? I don't really want money so how about just the legal right to beat the hell out him with a cluebat?

I cannot wait to get this move over with so I will not have to deal with neighbors.