Thursday, November 27, 2008

Reason number #167 I couldn't be President

No way I would pardon that damn turkey. I would whip out my Gerber hatchet and whack that bird right on live TV. I bet our enemies would collectively shit their pants knowing the President of the USA wasn't afraid of blood or getting his hands dirty. Just imagine what those candy asses in the media who were shocked by the Palin turkey video would say.

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